tastefullyoffensive:

[victimsofcircumsolar]
funniestpicturesdaily:

Can You Spot the Difference?

funniestpicturesdaily:

Can You Spot the Difference?

“Don’t promise when you’re happy,
Don’t reply when you’re angry and
Don’t decide when you’re sad.”
athea (via invhale )
funniestpicturesdaily:

Those Michael’s shoppers don’t hold anything back

funniestpicturesdaily:

Those Michael’s shoppers don’t hold anything back

  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

funniestpicturesdaily:

The real truth about geese.

funniestpicturesdaily:

The real truth about geese.

(Source: wartortles)