peter-pans-booty-shorts:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

xprofessor:

This guy is just dope.

(Source: best-of-memes)

the-goddamazon:

laurenhooper:

There’s just no reason to lie to me…I’m too understanding. I get shit. I get life. I know shit happens. I know when it’s not that deep.

Which is why I get so angry when people lie to me about the most inane shit.

xprofessor:

I hate y’all stupid asses

xprofessor:

I hate y’all stupid asses

(Source: katara)

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

thegoodthebadthetia:

coreydrake:

And in that moment he questioned his entire marriage.

Lmfaoooo