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beckettsdrawer:

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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forever:

so did we ever stop kony

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laviededel:

Cute texts haha :)

not as cute as you!  you are the most goddamn adorablest!  i need you back in my bed!  :)

laviededel:

Cute texts haha :)

not as cute as you! you are the most goddamn adorablest! i need you back in my bed! :)

Bill Hicks

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keepingkeelysane:

Reblog if u need a hug

cracked:

“I hate birds. They’re boring, we have absolutely nothing in common, and they are that specific type of up-close ugly that’s usually just for human gums and newborns. But over Fourth of July weekend, I put aside my hatred and went bird watching as part of a proud tradition I started four years ago wherein I write a column about animals while consuming uncomfortable amounts of alcohol.” — Soren Bowie
5 Birds That Suck: A Drunk Column

I packed a camera, a notebook, a birding guide from the library (that I was unquestionably the first person to ever open), and a CamelBak full of booze. My wife was kind enough to burn a Saturday driving me and keeping me focused along the way when I lost interest or tried to climb on stuff instead.
I have transcribed everything I wrote (minus spelling errors and gibberish) about my adventure in that weepy discharge of waste Los Angeles pretends is a river and the only animals dumb enough to splash around in it. Other than me, obviously.

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cracked:

“I hate birds. They’re boring, we have absolutely nothing in common, and they are that specific type of up-close ugly that’s usually just for human gums and newborns. But over Fourth of July weekend, I put aside my hatred and went bird watching as part of a proud tradition I started four years ago wherein I write a column about animals while consuming uncomfortable amounts of alcohol.” — Soren Bowie

5 Birds That Suck: A Drunk Column

I packed a camera, a notebook, a birding guide from the library (that I was unquestionably the first person to ever open), and a CamelBak full of booze. My wife was kind enough to burn a Saturday driving me and keeping me focused along the way when I lost interest or tried to climb on stuff instead.

I have transcribed everything I wrote (minus spelling errors and gibberish) about my adventure in that weepy discharge of waste Los Angeles pretends is a river and the only animals dumb enough to splash around in it. Other than me, obviously.

Read More